my sociology professor for cancelling class. So, here we have it:
Dear Mike(y),
You are currently my Valentine for saving me from your terribly boring 1.5 hour class. Though you provided no explanation in your email as to why you did not want to see my lovely face today, I am sure it is because you wanted me to be happy today. And because of you, I am. Also because I'm going to see stand up tonight. And because Lewis Black will be here today, tomorrow, and Saturday. And because I'm going to Franklin after English today. And because I finished my 1661 word English paper last night and think I might have pwned it. But mostly, Mikey, it's all because of you.
Love, Jordan
Sadly, though, I simply cannot love everyone today. My PTNL (People to not love) list is currently as follows:
Da Vinci, Georgionne, Titian, or any other Renaissance painter that I have had to read about for the past hour and a half. You were good, but not that good.
Adam Smith for founding economics
Al Gore for inventing global warming (which apparently is a good paper topic)
Lifetime Fitness for giving an exam Monday. So what if I don't know what kind of muscular injuries can occur after rigorous activity? I know that if you eat too much and don't excercise you will not be healthy. What more do you want from me?
I think that's all for now.
Yes, that's all.
♥
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